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Funny Education Quotes

·  Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.Mark Twain

·  If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.Anonymous Teacher

·  I think a secure profession for young people is history teacher, because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.Bill Muse

·  There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly.Lola May

·  It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.Albert Einstein

·  Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.Daniel Boorstin

·  Good teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theater.Gail Godwin

·  Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.Dr. Haim Ginott

·  Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.Beatrix Potter

·  My grandmother wanted me to have an education, so she kept me out of school.Margaret Mead

Funny Teacher Quotes

·  Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.Author Unknown

·  The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.Louis Johannot

·  I had a terrible education. I went to a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.Woody Allen

·  Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.Dan Quayle

·  The secret of teaching is to appear to have known all your life what you learned this afternoon.Anonymous

·  A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money.Unknown

·  To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.Mark Twain

·  We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Phyllis Diller

·  A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order better than any other teacher, because the pupils do not know who she's looking at.John R. Kemble, 1902